Teacher: How much is a gram?
Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..


Jon Stewart’s Priceless Response To Fox News On Ferguson

Jon Stewart is back from vacation, and he’s not wasting any time going after one of his favorite targets: Fox News.

Watch his the full brilliant 10  minute monologue on racism and Ferguson  here. 

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Missing you comes in waves; tonight I’m drowning.

Hannah Taylor, “Waves” (via screamingsadness)

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pretending to study in front of ur parents like 


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i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /

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A few banner ads from the Cartoon Network website (1999-2000)

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dantube forever


dantube forever

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